St. Francis (Random thoughts of a Protestant Cop)
St. Francis of Assisi
Was a sissy
Any man who’d sleep on rocks
Instead of dames
Has rocks in his head besides
St. Francis was a sissy
Sniffing all those flowers
Twittering with little birds
Walking around
Birds laying eggs
In his hair
Cracking nuts with squirrels
Hopping with rabbits
Fidgeting with foxes
Letting mice run
Pittypat over his face
Making an ass out of himself
With donkeys
For God’s sake
The sissy
Any man who’d go nuts
For little animals
Hates little people
No doubt about it
How’d he know
God wanted HIM
Messing up things
Voices they say
The sissy
Psycho too
All that
Preaching
To flowers
Bees
Birds
Etc
They would have
Spat in his face
For disturbing their peace
Were they not animals
Should have anyway
St. Francis sissy
And a pimp to boot
Middleman
Between Christ
And St. Clare
What’s her name
Know who I mean
The same
St. Francis fixed her
Oh didn’t he
For life
And she loved it
They all did
Should have had
Their
Cloistered heads examined
And St. Francis too
Yes, St. Francis was a sissy
And a pimp
I wouldn’t be surprised
If he was queer too
Originally published in Beatitude #2 (16th May 1959) by John Kelly and printed at 14 1/2 Bannam Alley, San Francisco, California.
Beatitude #2 also featured work by Bob Kaufman, Allen Ginsberg, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, George Hitchcock, ruth weiss, and William J. Margolis.
In 1961, St. Francis (Random thoughts of a Protestant Cop) was published in The Real Bohemia: A Sociological and Psychological Study of the "Beats" (Basic Books, 1961).
It was subsequently published as Ballad of St. Francis (Random thoughts of a Protestant Cop) in Ballads of Blood (Golden Mountain Press, 1961).
St. Francis (Random thoughts of a Protestant Cop) was written in response to Hello, St. Francis by William J. Margolis, which appeared on the cover of the first issue of Beatitude, at a time of increasing tensions between the North Beach community and the San Francisco Police Department.